Iran and UN Sanctions "Sing-Along"

(The following may be sung to "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")

They're making a list,
checking it twice,
gonna see if Iran's been naughty or nice,
UN sanctions are coming to Tehran.

They don't know if Iran's cheating,
they do know that they have lied,
they don't know if its nukes are real or fake,
but they'll impose sanctions for their own sake.

Oh, you better watch out,
you better talk tough,
if the UN imposes sanctions
they won't be enough.
UN sanctions are coming to Tehran.

Russia says no,
China says no,
All John Bolton can do is hope,
that UN sanctions will come to Tehran.

Iran knows we've been threatening,
they know the SC won't act,
they know that without Russia and China,
that sanctions will fall flat.

Oh, you better watch out,
Bolton better not cry,
He's part of the reason,
We have no ally,
Will sanctions really come to Tehran?