Bush-Ahmadinejad Debate?

The Iranian President, dressed as usual like an American homeless person, but without a shopping cart, has challenged President Bush to a debate the right of Iran to have nuclear power.

The President will certainly refuse because: 1.) the President has just learned how to say the word "nuclear" rather than "nuculer;" 2.) he is too inarticulate to debate anyone about anything; and 3.) Ahmadinejad would win even if the American people heard the whole debate in Farsi, without translation.

Send Kerry or Hillary, or even Jesse Jackson. They would win without any problem. No one wants to see 10th cenury Muslim clerics with a nuclear weapon. That would be like having Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson running our nuclear program.