News Headlines for "Godless Sodomites"
The Archbishop of Canterbury, reversing his previous position, says gays must "change their sexual ethics."
The Vatican's chief exorcist ("caster out of demons") believes that Hitler and Stalin were "almost certainly possessed." Also, Pope Pius XII tried a "long distance" exorcism of Hitler. Unsuccessful, obviously.
Rumor is that Pope Benedict XVI is considering endorsing some form of "intelligent design." Will heretical Catholic science teachers be denied communion? Will ID brother in arms, Jerry Falwell, be asked to head a new Inquisition?
Return with us now, ladies and gentlemen, to the glorious Dark Ages. When science and astrology were one. When men were men and heretics were burned at the stake.
Boy, them Muslims is backward, ain't they?
The Vatican's chief exorcist ("caster out of demons") believes that Hitler and Stalin were "almost certainly possessed." Also, Pope Pius XII tried a "long distance" exorcism of Hitler. Unsuccessful, obviously.
Rumor is that Pope Benedict XVI is considering endorsing some form of "intelligent design." Will heretical Catholic science teachers be denied communion? Will ID brother in arms, Jerry Falwell, be asked to head a new Inquisition?
Return with us now, ladies and gentlemen, to the glorious Dark Ages. When science and astrology were one. When men were men and heretics were burned at the stake.
Boy, them Muslims is backward, ain't they?
posted by Marshall Darts at
9:57 PM
1 Comments:
Marshall, you are on a rhetorical roll with your last few posts. Thanks for all the tidbits!
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Carol Gee, at 8/29/2006 9:48 AM
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