People Conservatives Listen To-Rush Limbaugh

It will never cease to amaze who conservative reactionaries listen to in order to "understand" politics and world affairs.

We'll profile them periodically. Today's subject is Rush Limbaugh. Like the federal deficit, he's big, fat, and out of control.

Rush's qualification to be an expert in all things conservative is attendance for one year at Southeast Missouri State, not exactly the Harvard of the midwest, or any province in Serbia for that matter.

He flunked out and has no college degree. Yet conservative reactionaries with college degrees raptly listen as though he was better educated than they.

He dodged the draft after a doctor concluded that he had an open cyst at the base of spine. The deferment was undoubtedly due, however, because the draft board was surprised that Rush actually had a spine.

As a family values man, Rush like all other family values men has been married twice. He never quite got it right. He now evidently only patronizes prostitutes in Central America. Whether male or female is unknown.

Someone you want to listen to really closely, huh?

Let's See; It's been about 8 Months

Let's review:

There was that Iraq thing. I see where we are still winning and may continue doing so for years to come, or at least until Boy George leaves office. The "surge", approved in January, is only three weeks old? Everyone knew the new math would not work.

The new Roberts Supreme Court is doing fine work. Give them a couple of more years to find new ways to re-segregate society and we will have the kind of racial riots that hopelessness produces, as it did in the mid-60's.

I see a number of Senate Republicans are taking more and more "courageous" stands against the Iraq War as we get closer and closer to election day.

Sorry to see that little twit, William Kristol, has gone insane. He is still writing about "winning" the Iraq War. Maybe in the next New American Century, little man.

I now know what the "I" designation before "Connecticut" means when Joe Lieberman is identified. The Senator from Israel is pushing Bush to expand the war into Iran by bombing it. Bush already thinks he is. Ain't no quagmire too deep for this guy.

I wonder if Fred Barnes has traveled down the road from the Baghdad airport to the city? He said about a year ago that it was safe. My offer stands to buy him a one-way ticket to Iraq if he will drive in an unarmored limo from the airport to Baghdad. Kathy Griffin has more courage. She's been there, Fred.

Need to get the Iraqis to agree on oil distribution and other rights? Bar the doors and tell them when they get back from their August vacation that they will have to meet outside the Green Zone. Watch how easy it is for them to "get to yes" then.

Oh, right. Scooter Libby got away with perjury and obstruction of justice. Boy George commuted part of his sentence. The hard time. Despite George's concern that Scooter would be in financial straits with the $250K fine, he paid it the next day. Hmmm. Was that from part of the money Fred (Ronald Reagan) Thompson raised for him? Oh well, he and Judy Miller can start dating again and he can whisper more "sweet nothings" in her ear.