Tour de Farce (Cont.)

Floyd Landis, the synthetic testosterone "winner" of the Tour de France appeared on CNN today. This is like a re-run of the Rafael Palmeiro steroids case.

First he proclaimed total innocence, then he said wait until the second test, which he also flunked. Now he says he cannot explain the results. The only difference is that he didn't point his finger at a congressional committee.

Next, he'll go into hiding like Palmeiro and issue a statement that one day he will clear himself. Then you'll never see him again. The worst thing about being a cheater like Landis is the glory and the shining moment the second place winner lost. I don't even know his name and the news stations don't seem to be interested enough to name him.

Maybe Landis and Palmeiro can join in the hunt with O.J. for the murderer of his wife. I heard there is a new documentary coming out showing Simpson looking for the killer in every night club he can find.