Manly-Man, Rob Schneider
Rob Schneider, faux comedian known mainly for toilet room jokes and gross-out movies took out a full page ad in Variety today.
In a preemptive strike against Mel Gibson's, next "Passion of the Christ, Part 2" (I don't think one's in the works), Schneider valiantly claims he would not work in the movie.
Why Gibson would want him since he can neither act nor be funny is beyond anyone's ability to understand.
Having upheld family values and stricken two blows against anti-semitism with his Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo Part 1 and Part 2, I guess he thought Mel might want him for the part of Mary Magdalene.
Good move, Rob. Now everyone in Hollywood knows where you stand, rather than what toilet seat you're occupying these days. You're a hero and all you had to do was run an ad. Good thinking.
It sure as hell beats serving in the Israeli army these days.
In a preemptive strike against Mel Gibson's, next "Passion of the Christ, Part 2" (I don't think one's in the works), Schneider valiantly claims he would not work in the movie.
Why Gibson would want him since he can neither act nor be funny is beyond anyone's ability to understand.
Having upheld family values and stricken two blows against anti-semitism with his Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo Part 1 and Part 2, I guess he thought Mel might want him for the part of Mary Magdalene.
Good move, Rob. Now everyone in Hollywood knows where you stand, rather than what toilet seat you're occupying these days. You're a hero and all you had to do was run an ad. Good thinking.
It sure as hell beats serving in the Israeli army these days.
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