Today's "News"-Things I couldn't care less about

• John Mark Karr's menu on his flight to California.
• CNN's "Breaking News" about a house fire in Baltimore.
• NY Post story that Bin Laden is "obsessed" with Whitney Houston-doo wop.
• How many French troops show up in Lebanon. They haven't won a war since Napoleon, and he was a Corsican.
• Kevin Federline's rap debut.
• Any other car or train wrecks on cable news usually barely worth mention on your local news.
• Where Madonna is hanging out today in concert.
• Who Paris Hilton is being celibate with.
• What "Gamblin' Bill" Bennett has to say about morality or politics.
• Saddam's second trial-hang him and get it over with.