Bin Laden's "Mistress"

I have just witnessed the most ridiculous interview in the history of MSNBC, and maybe any news coverage ever seen. The "Contessa" on MSNBC was showing excerpts of her interview with Bin Laden's "mistress" to Chris Jansing of MSNBC. She was using them as a teaser to her time slot on that "news" station today.

The most surreal and funniest part of the interview was that "the mistress" told the Contessa that Bin Laden "loved McGyver," as well as other aspects of western civ.

Then it came to me. Lure Bin Laden out of hiding by setting up a surreptitious meeting between him and McGyver's other biggest fans, Selma and Patty, Marge Simpson's sisters, on the pretense of discussing their favorite episodes. Then nab him, just like McGyver!

I'll leave the rest to the Daily Show or Stephen Colbert.