Thoughts While Waiting for Godot, WW III & Cheney

I know Godot won't show since I've read the play. I've been asking Newt to tell me what happened to WW III since he "connected the dots" and declared it on July 31. No answer.

And Cheney? Hospital, bunker, or what? Where is he? War in Iraq. Israeli-Hezbollah conflict. Where is the acting president? No, not Boy George, even though he is only acting like one.

Did those Egyptian "students" who didn't report to school at Montana State kidnap him? Or did they just find out that global warming hasn't made it to Montana in the winter time and headed for Florida?

Is Dick following the Madonna tour taking notes on how many times she wears her crown of thorns and otherwise commits acts of terror and bad taste like the vulgarian she is?

Dick needs to show himself in order to spare us all this useless speculation. Don't you miss that smiling sneer?