People Conservatives Listen To-Rush Limbaugh

It will never cease to amaze who conservative reactionaries listen to in order to "understand" politics and world affairs.

We'll profile them periodically. Today's subject is Rush Limbaugh. Like the federal deficit, he's big, fat, and out of control.

Rush's qualification to be an expert in all things conservative is attendance for one year at Southeast Missouri State, not exactly the Harvard of the midwest, or any province in Serbia for that matter.

He flunked out and has no college degree. Yet conservative reactionaries with college degrees raptly listen as though he was better educated than they.

He dodged the draft after a doctor concluded that he had an open cyst at the base of spine. The deferment was undoubtedly due, however, because the draft board was surprised that Rush actually had a spine.

As a family values man, Rush like all other family values men has been married twice. He never quite got it right. He now evidently only patronizes prostitutes in Central America. Whether male or female is unknown.

Someone you want to listen to really closely, huh?