Madonna for the Pope

How about a trade with those Muslims indignant over the Pope's insensitive remarks about their faith?

Christians will agree to really crucify Madonna if Muslims accept the Pope's apology, and both sides move on to a more intelligent dialogue.

Madonna's act comes with a cross, so crucifixion wouldn't be that difficult to get done quickly. We'll just need to find a few nails.

Kathy Griffin is ours, though. No compromise on her, no matter what she may blurt out in the future.

Sorry, gotta run. The Daily Show is on.