MSNBC Finally Finds a Role for Tucker Carlson

MSNBC has finally found a role for Tucker Carlson, the high school graduate who delivers antediluvian opinions for conservatives on that network.

He's being shipped over to ABC for a role in "Dancing with the Stars."

I wonder what star he'll dance with on the show?

If that gig doesn't work out he could easily win "Who Wants to be a Clown?"