Madonna and Oprah: The Perfect Match

Where else would Madonna, the biggest publicity hound since Cher and Roseanne Barr, appear to talk about her adoption "shopping trip to Africa"? Oprah, of course.

She can talk, they can hold hands, they can cry. A perfect match.

I hope Oprah will ask her some questions about why Africa and not Gary, Indiana, or Detroit before they start the banal talk about their "feelings" on the matter.

Poor Madonna. I'm sure she must be feeling as though she is being "crucified" for her charitable attempts to help the little boy. Then again, show does a show on that too, doesn't she.