LNEICCLA # 3

The latest "news" events I couldn't care less about:

• Air America's bankruptcy. Radio is a dying medium.
• Satellite radio. Pay for a dying medium? Come on.
• The visit of the President of Khazikstan to complain to Bush about Ali G. This comes from a dictator who is sitting on a nuclear cesspool left over from the old Soviet Union.
• The Bush "assassination" film. Ho-hum. Banality disguised as art.
• The "Path to 9/11" mini-series. Ho-hum. Right-wing politics disguised as history. Do people really watch TV mini-series anymore?
• Kinky Friedman's race for Governor of Texas. A self-promoter who will do anything to get attention and make a buck. He'll be happy to take yours if you visit his website. Will perform as dancing bear at parties after the election.
• Jim McGreevey's search for himself after having adulterous affairs with men and then going home and making love to his wives.
• Polygamy and the latest nut case in trouble with the law.
• Whitney Houston's divorce from fellow coke-head Bobby Brown. How sensational can you get?
• Don Imus. Another high school grad (maybe) like Hannity and Carlson to whom I am supposed to listen to find out how the world works.
• Nancy Grace's existence.