Hezbollah to New Orleans

I see where Hezbollah is rapidly cleaning up Beirut and providing rent and furniture for a year for bombed-out residents. Iran is said to be doing the financing.

Do you think we can get Hezbollah to take FEMA's place in New Orleans? This will get them out of south Lebanon and provide the residents of New Orleans a much more efficient restoration of the city.

In turn, Hezbollah will lose its religious fanaticism after a few visits by its clerics to the French Quarter.

It solves Israel's problems with the ceasefire, and Bush's problems with a shameful lack of timely restoration of New Orleans. Maybe Iran will even finance New Orleans reconstruction.